February 2009

Every Friday here at Life Without Pants is an Awesome Friday! As we celebrate the end of the work week and kick of the weekend, we’ll take a look at some of the most random and hilarious news and media dug up from around the web + promote and recognize some local and global initiatives. It could be something serious, it most likely will be funny, but it will always make you think, and sometimes make you ask yourself, ‘WTF?’. So make LWP part of your Friday-morning routine; right here is the place to be for your five-minute dose of hilarity and enlightenment.

This week we pay tribute to: Spam Emails

Did you read the above email? Please, do yourself a favor and go read it again then come back, I’ll be right here waiting. Good? Make sense? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Somewhere around 2:30pm yesterday afternoon this gem fell into my inbox at work. Now 98% of the time, I immediately delete messages like this without even giving it a second thought. But this one promised ‘Moree orgasms’ (with two ‘E’s) so I had to at least see what I was missing. Little did I know I would fall deep into a cryptic, irrational, incoherent message of epic proportions! Go read it again, seriously – every time you do you will pull something else from this that is even more awesome and bizarre than your last run through.

  • Observation 1: Past the headline of ‘New Orgaasm Enhancer’ – again going the two vowel route, there is absolutely nothing said about enhancing any said orgasms; but props for suckering me in here.
  • Observation 2: It wants’ me to CLICK HERE – and while it’s tempting, I would rather spare my hard drive from exploding. Nice try.
  • Observation 3: Here’s where the fun really begins. The body of the email is poetry at it’s absolute finest. I honestly cannot even break it down – the police will have to come, then there is the fallacy on jackpots and smearing himself at the pie counter (maybe this IS somehow about enhanced orgasms after all!). Archness toward roland? I think if you say this out loud in a mirror 3 times you’ll regret it. Then, of course, there is the oaken walking stick which also showed. Right, perfectly sane.

Will someone please explain this to me? I can’t wrap my mind around it at all – but in the end, it doesn’t really matter. It’s perfectly confusing and ‘Sandy Doller’ expertly leaves it up to the reader for interpretation. Granted, my orgasms were not enhanced and I’ve got a headache from trying to de-code, but you have to appreciate craftsmanship like this. Next time, think twice before deleting that spam message. Take it in for what it’s worth, and then delete it immediately because it probably contains a virus.

And Around the Web We Go!

As always, if you find something that you think other people should see – a funny video or picture, an awesome or unusual news story, a cause or event that you would like to raise awareness about, shoot me an email or find me on twitter [contact info in the 'About Me' section] and I’ll get you up on the next week’s dose of Awesome Friday! Have a great day and a great weekend!

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‘It’s just business’ – it’s a phrase we hear all the time. In the workplace, on TV, in the movies: ‘Just business’ is usually preceded by the phrase ‘It’s nothing personal’ and is usually followed by some form of apology or condolence, because when you tell someone ‘it’s just business’ you usually aren’t dealing on the best of terms.

I’ve been thinking about the idea of business being just that, business. Can you ever engage in business practices and negotiations without having some sort of emotional or ‘human’ attachment? Is the corporate world really that cold and disconnected from consumers? There is a difference between getting what you need, and getting what you need without reservations. In the real world, success is measured by results – without results, how would we know whether a business or organization was successful? Well, we wouldn’t. But is it ALL about results?

In my (limited) experience in the workforce, I have recognized two generalized ‘types’ of business-philosophy:

Philosophy A – Result Driven: This is the type of person who can maintain, embrace, and thrive with the ‘just business’ mindset. Get the job done, produce outstanding results, report success to clients and partners with clear objective numbers, figures, etc. When dealing with vendors, clients, and other partners – this type of person is primarily focused on getting the job done, no matter what, wanting everything for (essentially) nothing. Maintaining well-rounded ‘give and take’ business relationships/partnerships takes a back seat to doing what has to be done. Results and successes may be great, profits will be clearly defined, even if relationships are damaged and reputation is tarnished.

Philosophy B – Relationship Driven: This person focuses on business relationships. Forming valuable and long lasting relationships, and once they have established partnerships making an above-and-beyond effort to maintaining and nurturing them. This person has a win-win mindset, wanting to do what is best for both parties as much as possible. When an issue arises, this person leans toward the side of compromise, giving constructive criticism and valuable feedback rather than making demands and ultimatums. Typically, this person embraces a more entrepreneurial mindset, and focuses on establishing and preserving lasting connections to their clients, partners, and overall audience.

What philosophy do you find yourself relating with? I have labeled these two philosophies as extreme polar opposites, and I do think there can be a happy marriage between the two. Personally, I believe there must be a balance in order to organize and run a successful long-term business. I have trouble buying in to the ‘just business’ mindset– there has to be some incorporation of both of these philosophies for me (personally) to remain sane, it’s just my human nature. Something to ponder: When you look around at businesses that have been successful through the test of time, these major corporations and conglomerates, they may very well lean more toward Philosophy A – but think about a company or organization that you truly respect. How is it run? Think about the connection you have with that company. Most likely – it’s a business that has taken the time to connect and form an attachment with its partners, audience, and consumers, even if growth and success is achieved at a much slower rate.

This isn’t meant to come across as a jab to ‘Corporate America’. This is not me shouting out, “Damn the Man!” I realize these larger corporations are absolutely essential to a successful economic environment. And I understand that some embrace and thrive in that environment. Looking back at the issue of work-life balance, many are more than comfortable having a clear distinction between their personal and professional lives, and have no problem detaching themselves emotionally from daily business interactions. Others cannot help but integrate the two into one, at least on some level. Again, it comes down to a core philosophy, both on a personal and professional level. And while one can be molded or trained to act a certain way, an individuals own belief system typically is unflappable.

We are observing a clear shift within the Gen-Y community toward a more entrepreneurial way of thinking – and we are seeing this philosophy shift result in small business’s thriving, while large corporations are continuing to drop deeper into the red. Why are these entrepreneurs and small businesses successful? It’s comes down to a simple scientific business formula:

CwC (Connect with Consumers) + RtB (Give them Reason to Buy) = $$$ (Lots of Money)

Companies that are able to connect with their consumers and provide them with reasons to support and buy will be successful. This formula holds true across virtually every business and media platform (more on that in a future post). In the infamous words of John Lennon, ‘All you need is love, love is all you need’. Businesses that take the time to ‘show the love’ to their staff, their business partners, and their consumer audience are thriving, and will continue to thrive, even in a less-than-stellar economy.

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Recently, I took some time to sit down with Rob Batke, musician and member of Faunts, a Canadian based band that’s much more than your average indie pop ensemble. I (along with much of their international fan base) stumbled across their music thanks to the Xbox 360 game ‘Mass Effect’ which features their track M4 pt. II as the credits roll at the end of the game. From their I downloaded there debut album ‘High Expectations/Low Results, which completely blew me away. The band mixes gentle vocals and dreamy melodies with lucid noise and space-age thematics. Make sense? Maybe not, which is why words really don’t do the band justice. Faunts takes the listener on a dramatic auditory journey through the mind and is able to weave together an entire canvas of emotions; bringing something new, unique, and refreshing to the music scene.

Rob at I sat down and discussed the band, their past, their creative process and inspiration, the industry, their future, and most importantly, the music.

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LWP: Rob, thanks for taking the time to do this man, I know Nashville, TN is a long way from where you call home, but your impact has reached out to this good ol’ Southern boy. And it is a pleasure to have you sit down and discuss your thoughts on the band, music, and life in general.

Rob: No Problem. I appreciate the support.

LWP: A lot of folks down here have yet to come into contact with the ‘Faunts’ experience. Talk a little bit about yourself, the band, and how things came to be.

Rob: Well the band started around 2000. Tim, Steven, and Paul spent the better part of a year recording the debut record on their own in a converted office space. High Expectations/Low Results was released independently in 2003, and some Canadian tours followed while building up the band within Edmonton’s growing music scene. A few different members have helped along the way, Dave Swanson was a big part for the first number of years, Nathan Seatter, and finally Joel Hitchcock was a large part in writing the M4 ep. Joel had moved away to Vancouver island after the recording of M4, and the guys needed some permanent members. I joined in the spring of 2006 to gear up for an American tour (which subsequently got cancelled 2 weeks prior), and around that time became a full time member. Scott joined around fall of 2006 and finalized the current line up.

LWP: So do you guys have day jobs? Or is the band a full-time thing for you all? And what is it like being in a band with your brothers?

Rob: We are all working or in school. The band is especially busy these days around the time of our album release, but we all have commitments. Currently half of us are finishing our Education degrees and half of us work in the construction industry. We’re waiting for Paul to either finish his Ed degree or pick up a hammer so we can decide who wins. Playing music with my brothers is nice when I can relate to a direction they are moving in either musically or business wise, but it’s still the familiarity of growing up together. We have our moments like any siblings do.

LWP: A little bit of a random question – but how did the name ‘Faunts’ come about? Is there some significance in the meaning?

Rob: The name doesn’t really mean anything. Tim noticed it in a publication years back, and I think he liked how it sounded. There’s no meaning behind it.

LWP: When I try to explain Faunts to people who haven’t heard your music, I am kind of at a loss for words. How would you describe what you do? Help some of the readers visualize the musical atmosphere Faunts creates.

Rob: I feel that we try and write pop music but with electronics and ethereal atmosphere as our medium.

LWP: It’s always interesting to learn about a band’s creative process. Your music leaves a lot out there for listeners to interpret and experience in different ways. For me personally, I listen to your music with an introspective state of mind, attaching some of my own meanings and emotions. What influences you guys? What other stuff are you listening to? And what do you want people who listen to your music to get out of it?

Rob: I have been listening to the new Junior Boys album, and a bit of Animal Collective. Tim and Paul are really into the new Loney, Dear record. It sounds great from the bits that I have heard. There are definitely the standouts like Junior Boys or The Radio Dept. that most of us all agree on. I think that we like finding pop/electro stuff that is well written and well produced, and most of all artists that are not afraid to try something new. I like when artists are not afraid to go past the confines of the latest bands whose names start with “Wolf” or “Tokyo”.

The last thing I listened to was Michael W. Smith singing “My Place In This World” with the Jonas brothers. I think Michael should stick to himself; the JoBros just bring him down.

I hope that people hear the dynamic in our music. We are very picky when we write and record. Some songs have been reworked three different ways. We try to spend as much time as we can on the little details of the album, and I hope people can pick up where we are taking the music.

LWP: Talk about the details from a songwriting perspective. Do you guys have a specific process when coming up with a new song? Is one person responsible for most of the writing or is there a culmination of effort from all of you? And how does your music translate from the way it sounds on the album to a live set?

Rob: Steven does the majority of the writing, but Tim, Paul and I make our contributions. Tim actually writes with Steven quite a bit, they work well together. Usually someone will have a decent amount of material for a song, and most of it is either worked out in demos, or some in the studio. We’ll add parts to other people’s songs, but usually most of the song is done by the sole writer and then other members will add their own touches.

LWP: So for me, personally (and most likely for a lot of folks here in the states) the first experience I had with Faunts was after saving the universe from annihilation in Mass Effect on the Xbox 360. As the credits rolled and the song came on, I immediately grabbed my laptop and Googled ‘Mass Effect Credits Song’ only to stumble across you guys and M4 (Pt II) – downloaded the EP, and the rest is history. Talk a little bit about how you ended up on a video game soundtrack, and how that exposure has had a ‘mass effect’ on the band.

Rob: I have a few friends that work at BioWare here in Edmonton. My friend Chris submitted a song from our first album to be considered for the credit track for Mass Effect. Casey, they project lead, was looking for something a little more 80′s Sci-Fi, so Chris showed him our ep, M4, that had just been released. Casey liked the track, and they decided to put it in the game. The response from it has been quite overwhelming. We are getting comments and adds on our MySpace page from all over the world. I think the placement of the song has worked to our advantage being at the end of the game. People work hard to beat this game, and we are constantly hearing from fans that there is a real positive association of our song with completing Mass Effect

LWP: Talk a little about the new album Feel.Love.Thinking.Of – how has your sound changed or developed since your earlier work. And what is your favorite track off the new record?

Rob: We purposely decided to move in a more pop oriented direction. High Expectations/ Low Results had some major post rock and dream pop influences. M4 had a very electronic feel. We felt that our challenge was to write the best pop album we could, meanwhile keeping the feel of the previous Faunts efforts. We all think this is our best work, and are very excited for people to be able to see where we are at musically. I think we are all excited for the last track, Explain.

LWP: I know that here in Nashville, independent record stores are still a big thing, and there is something to be said for owning a physical copy of a record, but I also understand that overall it is a dying trend. You guys have chosen to release most of your work digitally on the web, so where do you see the music industry taking digital album releases as we head into the future? Will physical albums ever become obsolete? What do you see as both the advantages and disadvantages of releasing music online rather than distributing physical copies.

Rob: I think physical cd’s are already obsolete in a way, yet not entirely. I think the last 15 or 20 albums I have purchased have been digital. I do like to own the physical record, but it comes down to money. I’d rather spend $9.99 than between $20-$25 at the store. For Faunts, releasing digitally is a good business decision for us. The first album is released as a hard copy, along with FLTO. M4 and Faunts Remixed were released digitally because it is so much cheaper for us to do so. Start up costs for printing albums can be pretty big, so for releases like M4 and Remixed, it’s easier for us to release digitally. The great thing is that the Internet is not confined. It has allowed people from all over the world to find our music, and that is really amazing.

LWP: So now that you have been internationally recognized, you just released your second full length album, Feel.Love.Thinking.Of, what’s next for Faunts? Where do you guys see yourself as you look into the crystal ball of the future? Is the sky the limit?

Rob: I have no idea to be quite honest. There are some opportunities coming are way in the near future, but we all are working on careers and some of us have families. A few of us are working on some side projects, that’s always fun.

LWP: For us folks down here in the states, with the recent release of your new record, can we expect a tour from you guys in the not-too-distant future? And not just in LA and NYC, we folks down south need some love too!

Rob: There’s no huge tour plans for the next while, things in our lives in Edmonton keep us quite busy. There’s lots going on that keeps us here. Sometimes it makes more sense for us to do a trip down to LA or NYC because we can cram lots in a short trip. Edmonton is pretty far to tour from, even within Canada. Who knows, maybe MWS can book us a show at Rocketown.

LWP: Call it a gimmick, but towards the end of each interview here at Life Without Pants, I ask the guest what they think life would be like if no one wore any pants: Your thoughts?

Rob: Either we would all be far too self-conscious or not self-conscious at all. It’s a toss up. Nothing to hide…

LWP: And lastly, for the people who might have skimmed all the way to the end, as a closing piece, describe Faunts in 10 words or less.

Rob: We like to make well-crafted Indie pop albums. Thanks.

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I want to again thank Rob for taking the time to sit down with me. It was a privilege and I encourage all of you to go check out Faunts; buy their records, show them some support, and spread the word. They exemplify what it means to develop musically with each new release. This is only the first of many interviews on deck for the future of Life Without Pants. So keep us bookmarked. And for reference, you can always head over the the INTERVIEWS page to view past interrogations.

Every Friday here at Life Without Pants is an Awesome Friday! As we celebrate the end of the work week and kick of the weekend, we’ll take a look at some of the most random and hilarious news and media dug up from around the web + promote and recognize some local and global initiatives. It could be something serious, it most likely will be funny, but it will always make you think, and sometimes make you ask yourself, ‘WTF?’.  So make LWP part of your Friday-morning routine; right here is the place to be for your five-minute dose of hilarity and enlightenment.

This week we feature: NON ALCOHOLIC VODKA?

Vodka?

Yes, pregnant women and underage teenagers rejoice! Now you can enjoy the burning sensation and undeniable flavor of pure vodka without the alcohol! I tried to put my finger on this, but I have to say: What’s the point? Honestly? Why bother drinking vodka at all if you’re not going to feel any effects from it? Not that I am condoning drunken-ness, but if I am going to struggle sipping down such a foul-tasting beverage, I want to be rewarded for my efforts with at least a little buzz. We already have a plethora of brews that have been neutered of their potency for the sake of preserving flavor. Non-alcoholic beer, decaffeinated coffee, tea, and soda. But at least for the sake of argument these still have a good taste (debatable but work with me here). But non-alcoholic vodka? I just can’t see their being ANY demand for this. This just reinforces that nothing should ever surprise us. If it can be done, thy will be done!

And Around the Web We Go!

As always, if you find something that you think other people should see – a funny video or picture, an awesome or unusual news story,  a cause or event that you would like to raise awareness about, shoot me an email or find me on twitter [contact info in the 'About Me' section] and I’ll get you up on the next week’s dose of Awesome Friday! Have a great day and a great weekend!

So in case you missed it on your news feed, Facebook turned 5 years old earlier this month. Our generation has seen first hand the dramatic effect Facebook has had on the internet, social networking, and our daily lives. I (and I’m sure many of you) can remember when Facebook was introduced at Belmont University here in Nashville, TN (and the same creed rings true for colleges and networks across the country) – everyone seemingly jumped on the bandwagon all at once, everyone was friends with everyone, groups started popping up for every little thing you could possibly think of, from ‘Thank God I was brought up on Boy Meets World, Full House, & Saved by the Bell (Belmont Chapter)’ to ‘My Cafeteria Scored a 67 on Health Inspection and I Still Eat There’. Facebook hit the mainstream and before long, snowballed into something that you felt left out if you weren’t a part of.

So here we are, five years later, the college generation of 2004-2005 who have been with Facebook since birth, and Facebook has developed into an international must-have commodity. As social networking continues to become even more prominent for the business environment with websites like LinkedIn & Twitter, there seemingly is no end in sight. But today, we take a look back through the years, back to when it all started, when Facebook, a company started up by a couple college kids, boldy came on to the scene to take on the mega-giant of Myspace.

Facebook [by the numbers]

  • More than 175 million active users
  • 15 million users update their statuses at least once each day
  • 850 million photos are uploaded to the site each month
  • 24 million pieces of content (web links, news stories, blog posts, notes, photos, etc.) are shared each month
  • 3.5 million users become fans of Pages each day
  • The average user has 120 friends
  • More than 3 million minutes are spent on Facebook each day
  • Over 70% of Facebook users live outside the United States
  • More than 660,000 developers of Facebook ‘Apps’

Links to other Facebook news and info:

UPDATE: Power to the People! As of this morning, Facebook has reverted back to their old terms of service. Essentialy, a couple weeks ago they released a statement stating that even if you had deactivated or deleted your Facebook account, Facebook would still be able to share and use uploaded information at will. This clearly rubbed some people the wrong way, and in turn has led the powers at be to reconsider and revert back to their old form. That being said, if you upload something on the Internet, you have pretty much given up your right to keeping it private – so think twice before uploading those questionable pictures from a party you were at last weekend.